My Boobs Aren’t Offensive, My Friends Are Uptight.


I have been slacking off in the writing department for far too long now. Like I said in my last post, way back when……like way back…like back in April back.

I’ve been a little busy with my photography and taking more self-portraits than any one person needs. But it’s my hobby, it’s fun, and I’m a bit narcissistic – so that makes it okay, right? Sure it does. Just agree with me.

Now with all of my photos I never show my bits or pieces, I just do implied nudity or suggestive photos. Let’s say boudoir style, it sounds better. It’s the genre I enjoy.

Recently I took the above photo of myself after seeing a similar photo on Pinterest. I loved it and had to recreate it. Yes…. had too!! So yeah- that’s me up there. Steamy!!

After taking the shot I shared it with my friends on Facebook. I say friends because my photos are set to be view by my friends only.

What floors me is that the photo was reported to Facebook for “nudity/pornography.” Huh?

First of all, nothing even shows in it.

Second of all, who the hell claims to be a friend and then does that?

Regardless, the photo is still on Facebook and I refuse to take it down on my own. I don’t see anything wrong with it. I think it’s tasteful, don’t you?

I still don’t know who reported the image or why, but I’m trying to get over it and move on.

It didn’t so much piss me off, but it hurt that someone I consider a friend would do that. I’m not an asshole and if they politely came to me I would have removed it or asked them to just un-friend me. The photo is not the most offensive photo that I have taken or posted. My language on Facebook is far more offensive than my photos would ever be so I’m surprised that an image would offend them at all.

After calming down a little I remembered a few things.

I like me.
I like my photos.
Some people are cunts.
When people tell me to stop doing something, the more I want to say “screw you.”

So I took this self-portrait below and posted it on Facebook the day after. I hope they got my message. Muhahahaha!!


“Type hard. Like you mean it!”


43 thoughts on “My Boobs Aren’t Offensive, My Friends Are Uptight.

  1. you just can’t catch a break..I want to see you in a snuff film and someone stabs you in the back. I hope you can find out who it was (from 2014??) so I can colab with them. SF!

  2. I absolutely love the photo. It’s very tasteful and beautiful. Of course your body is going to draw attention, but I’m as equally impressed with the detail. The clarity of the steam at the forefront and misty look it provides in the background is amazing. You’re a great photographer. I also like your follow up “fuck you” pic. 👍😁

  3. Someone doesn’t have to report a photo as nude, there is intelligent software that Facebook uses to report as well. But I say that software needs to be updated 😉 Your photos are beautiful. I love these types of photos! Keep posting 😉

  4. People are afraid of boobs and anything related to female sex. Racist or violent sexist remarks? no problem. Graphic images of violence? bring it on. OMG 3 MILLIMETERS OF UNDERBOOB?! CALL THE COPS! ugh. society.

    • Exactly!!! It makes no sense. I’m completely vulgar and have quite the potty mouth on Facebook, so I’m surprised that who ever it was still stuck around to be offended by a photo. Drives me insane what some people can and can’t tolerate. Thank you so much for getting it. 🙂

  5. as I said before, I’m just kind of pissed that I didn’t think of doing that just to mess with you! I’m so offended! Next time…:)

    You really should pick your friends more carefully! With friends like that who needs enemies?

  6. Yay! You’re back and more beautiful than ever. I actually can’t believe that beautiful photo was reported. Take a peek over at “Simply Phwoar” or “Men Know Why”…those photos are way more revealing and intended to be provocative. And, they are on FB every day! Your photos are beautiful and artsy and YOU! Hope you’re doing well–so great to see you here again! xo

  7. I think the person in question may unfriend you after the second picture. Check to see who is missing from your ‘Friends’ list. Love both the pics.

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