The theme for this weeks photo is ‘Sound’.
It’s Friday, so I decided to dance around like a fool in celebration. What about the weekend am I celebrating you ask? Oh, you didn’t ask. That’s okay, because I really don’t celebrate the weekends anyways. It was a lie, all lies!!!
I’m a mom, I don’t get weekends you silly dork!
I do like to dance around the house in the morning when everyone is asleep though. I celebrate the silence, because silence is golden, like a nice warm golden shower. Um…erm anyways… that got awkward, but hey, speaking of being pee’d on. Don’t do it! Stop it!
No, I really don’t care if you’re into that, unless you are randomly peeing on people that are not into it, that just makes you a douche. Don’t be a douche. Although a douche would be better than pee.
Oh dear, sometimes I should plan out what I’m going to say before I start typing.
If anything, we learned:
I don’t celebrate the weekends.
I don’t want to be pee’d on.
I’d rather be douched?
Only pee on people that consent to it.
Jelly fish stings are not the exception.
Not having a plan, keeps it real!
Now come on, SHUT UP AND DANCE with me!
“Type hard, like you mean it!”