photography ~Self Portrait

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“You are so very dangerous. You know exactly what you want, and you know I want to give it to you.” –Samuel Decker Thompson

Have an adventurous weekend. 🙂

 

“Type hard, like you mean it!”

 

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photography ~ ‘Airhead’

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Self-portrait 8/52

 

“Sometimes I use big words I don’t fully understand in an effort to make myself seem more photosynthesis”

 

I don’t really consider myself an airhead,  but today when I Googled “how to spell airhead?” I questioned my own judgement. To be clear though, I really just wanted to confirm that it was one word, not two. It’s one. Unless you are getting a blow job on an airplane, then it’s “air head”, like “road head” in a car. The more you fucking know.

 

“Type hard, like you mean it!”

 

photography ~ Cravings

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Self-Portrait  ‘Late night cravings. Feed me’

 

A quick photo taken for ‘The Art of Self Portraiture’ community over on G+. This is for their bi-weekly Self Portrait Sunday event, the theme was ‘Black and White’.

Enjoy!

“Type hard, like you mean it!”

Happy Valentine’s Day

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“The thrill of the chase moves in mysterious ways….” Self-Portrait

 

Hello there…

 

I must admit, I woke up in a fantastic mood! Feeling a bit frisky today, more so than normal. Can’t say it’s because it’s Valentine’s day though, because… well… so what? It’s just another day, and as much as I love being in love, and in lust, and having loads of sex…. today doesn’t provide any more of those things than a typical day would. Although I’d totally be on board with tons of extra sex today. Just throwing that out there in case my husband reads this. *come home early*

 

I don’t really think that I’m the romantic type, don’t get me wrong… I wouldn’t turn down a nice quiet night filled with dinner and flowers, but if it doesn’t end in sex I’m probably going to be disappointed. Yes, I’ve been told often that I’m like a guy when it comes to sex, but just because I tell you to get out and grab the money off the dresser when you’re done doing me, doesn’t mean I don’t love you. I’m kidding, I don’t pay… just get out.

 

Told you, I’m in a fun mood today, in the spirit of Valentine’s day, I’m probably going to send as many distracting text/sext messages to the hubby today, because sending nudes and dirty messages is just part of what keeps marriages alive. I highly recommend you try it, just make sure you’re sending them to the right person… trust me on this one… double check because the last thing your mom wants to see is a photo of your junk, so I’ve been told. Sorry mom.

 

What about you all, any big plans today? Did you even know it was Valentine’s day, do you care?

 

If you are struggling with what to say to that special man in your life, I find that this works:

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And remember…

 

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ALWAYS!!!

 

Like usual…. All of my photography can be seen bigger on Flickr, you know… in case you need to see me life size.  We both know Photoshop is my friend, so I try to keep the flaws to a minimum over there, but here’s a before and after, because… I’m not flawless in real life.

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“Type hard, like you mean it!”

 

 

photography ~ ‘Guano’

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‘Comic Book’ – Self Portrait 6/52

 

At the beginning of the year I had asked some of my followers to help out by lending me some photography themes and ideas to use for my 52 week photo project.  I received some good stuff filled with inspiration. One of the words given to me was “Comic Book”, so I decided to roll with it.  If I’m being completely honest though…. this was not the photo I had planned for the week. What I wanted to do didn’t work out and required more set up than I had time for, out of sheer laziness of not wanting to carry my light and camera back downstairs ( I know! LAZY!) I decided to shoot something in this hallway instead. But you know what? I kind of love it!  It also reminded me to keep it simple stupid, this was quick and easy to do, just like I like it!

and…since I’m being honest, I have a confession to make: I don’t like comic books…or Graphic Novels. There, I said it!  Don’t get me wrong, the artwork is pretty cool, but I just can’t pick one up and read it, I have zero interest or desire.

As I was typing that out I was thinking “I’ve never read a comic book in my life”, but then I remembered that when I was younger I would look through ‘Heavy Metal’ comic books (still, never read them),  they were inappropriate and had nudey pics in them, there was also the movie, ‘Heavy Metal’, based on the comics, I remember watching that more times than I probably should have.  Maybe I just need to find more comic books with sex?  But then again… porn is just so much easier. Yeah… I’ll stick with porn. 😀

All of my photography can be seen bigger on Flickr.

“Type hard, like you mean it!”