Happy Valentine’s Day

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“The thrill of the chase moves in mysterious ways….” Self-Portrait

 

Hello there…

 

I must admit, I woke up in a fantastic mood! Feeling a bit frisky today, more so than normal. Can’t say it’s because it’s Valentine’s day though, because… well… so what? It’s just another day, and as much as I love being in love, and in lust, and having loads of sex…. today doesn’t provide any more of those things than a typical day would. Although I’d totally be on board with tons of extra sex today. Just throwing that out there in case my husband reads this. *come home early*

 

I don’t really think that I’m the romantic type, don’t get me wrong… I wouldn’t turn down a nice quiet night filled with dinner and flowers, but if it doesn’t end in sex I’m probably going to be disappointed. Yes, I’ve been told often that I’m like a guy when it comes to sex, but just because I tell you to get out and grab the money off the dresser when you’re done doing me, doesn’t mean I don’t love you. I’m kidding, I don’t pay… just get out.

 

Told you, I’m in a fun mood today, in the spirit of Valentine’s day, I’m probably going to send as many distracting text/sext messages to the hubby today, because sending nudes and dirty messages is just part of what keeps marriages alive. I highly recommend you try it, just make sure you’re sending them to the right person… trust me on this one… double check because the last thing your mom wants to see is a photo of your junk, so I’ve been told. Sorry mom.

 

What about you all, any big plans today? Did you even know it was Valentine’s day, do you care?

 

If you are struggling with what to say to that special man in your life, I find that this works:

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And remember…

 

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ALWAYS!!!

 

Like usual…. All of my photography can be seen bigger on Flickr, you know… in case you need to see me life size.Β  We both know Photoshop is my friend, so I try to keep the flaws to a minimum over there, but here’s a before and after, because… I’m not flawless in real life.

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“Type hard, like you mean it!”

 

 

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4 thoughts on “Happy Valentine’s Day

  1. I sent my Wife Flowers today, I’d already sent a card. Sounds a little innocuous until you remember that we live 225 Miles apart and British roads are not typically like those on your side of the Pond and I don’t often get to see Her. I miss going for a quiet meal somewhere, just the 2 of us, No kids and definitely NO bloody Happy Meals! Of course I miss a lot more as well, but it is the simple, basic things that we thought little of in a former life that I miss most.

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