
“Never make eye contact while eating a banana!”
My name is Dye.
I’m a dirty girl……..dirty minded anyway. But admitting it is the first step. The next step is to just embrace it, I decided to choke the shit out of it.
I’ve been married, divorced, married, had a kid, divorced, married, and had two more kids. In that order. I will be widowed before I’m ever divorced again. My husband knows this, so he knows not to screw up, and he won’t- but than again he has no reason too- I keep him happy. Insert not so subtle *wink, wink* here. 😉
Reasons you should listen to me? Meh, not sure if you should. I’m just a another schmuck with a blog that I barely maintain, but hell… I’m at least honest about it.
Like I mentioned above, I’ve been married, divorced, and a single mom.
I’ve had friends with benefits and would recommend it if you’re single. Something pretty freeing about sex with no commitment. 😉
I have a blended family, a step-daughter that is a teen, a daughter that’s a tween teen, a toddler and a baby, and two toddlers. I have my hands full over here!!
I still have a smidge of sanity, so catch me before it’s gone.
I have two older brothers, one of them died at the age 11 (I was 5).
I was raised by a single mother. I’m close with my mother, not in any weird fucked up way though you perv.
I’ve hated sex in my past marriage but can’t get enough of it now. I make no bones about it….. I love sex!
I cheated in my first marriage. (But surprisingly that is not the cause of my divorce).
I’ve been cheated on. (This is the cause for my second divorce) So yes, I know Karma!!
I like to commiserate, but I love my life and wouldn’t change anything because all of this made me who I am today.
That’s me! Love me or leave me, but let me be me. This is my space, feel free to join in.
One of my favorite funny quotes: “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, there are so many other reasons too”. – An altered quote I heard my mother say once.
Another favorite quote: “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.” -Bernard M. Baruch
Number one thing….I write what I want on my blog, if you like it than you are most likely an inappropriate dirty pervert too. Let’s unite!!!
Here are some things you should know. I am happily married, not just sometimes happy, always fucking happy. I’m not some lonely housewife looking to hook up or talk dirty with random people. My husband pleases me in more ways than I can count, and I can count pretty damn high. I am monogamous and have no desire to be anything otherwise. I had to add all that here because when you name your blog ‘Your Mother Is A Dirty Girl’, you get some fucked up email. I really should have thought that name through first. Hindsight, eh?
For future post my husband will be known as Batman. That’s right! I can call him whatever I want, he’s my husband, so Batman it is.
My mind is always in the gutter, always. It doesn’t matter what you say it will sound dirty to me. I feel like I have to filter myself most days because I am a mother, wife, and card carrying member of the PTA.
I plan on using this space to talk about motherhood, sex, photography, books, and anything else that I want. I’m sure I will be re-posting things I like, sharing things that make me laugh, and posting my inappropriate poetry from time to time. I’m trying to keep the sexy in my marriage, it can be hard when there are so many damn kids around all the time.
I love being a mother, some days are easier than others, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything, maybe a ton of money and some silence on a private beach… but I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. I love to read, but if the book doesn’t have sex in it I probably won’t be in a rush to read it. When I read something other than smutty books, it’s usually funny/satire, motivational, self improvement, or on occasion… James Patterson.
I like to make people feel uncomfortable so I swear, talk about sex, act like my kids are worse than they are, and say things for shock value. But above all that— I really enjoy having sex! Yes- I did already say that, didn’t I? Than it must be true. I’m not one of those mom’s that lay around making up excuses to not have it. I don’t care if I have a headache or if I’m not feeling well. I am not a nympho though. I know this because I was married before and hated putting out. I guess I can save that for another post down the road. I’m not a lesbian…yet….(I threw that in there for Batman, gotta give the man hope even though it will never happen…never…ever..never – just to be clear…maybe.. you never know) but I do think women are beautiful to look at, the female body is very sexy.
Photography is one of my hobbies, I love it!! I also make and sell crafts to support my out of control paper addiction, and I dabble in writing (hence the blog).
I’m even trying to write a somewhat dirty book, mostly for myself, not sure what my plans are for it yet. Publish it? Maybe. I also have a ton of ideas for funny stories and satire about parenting that I would like to compile into a book. One day when I have time, and by ‘time’ I mean get off my ass and focus, I will finish what I started…..one day….sigh……
I’m all for same sex relationships, different sex — just not animal sex– unless you mean fucking like animals, than I’m all for that kind of sex, but not like sex with animals, that’s just fucked up.
Not sure what else you will get from me here. I find that I have let a lot of stuff go unsaid in the ‘real world’ so this is my place to say it. This is an outlet for me to be expressive, just because I am a wife and mother doesn’t mean that I am not a sexual being, a woman, and someone with a sense of humor.
If you are like me, want to be me, or just like looking at me (that’s weird and creepy) than follow me and let’s get dirty together, but not like together, together…..just online, and I don’t really mean that either. How about you just read what I write and keep your dirty shit to yourself? Cool!
No matter what you say:
“Type hard. Like you mean it!” <—That’s mine, it will become a thing– you’ll see.
I like your style. 😀
Thank you so much! 🙂
You’re welcome!
Dye, Sweet Caring Devoted and Sassy Dye, I find you to be a very honest Girl who has the Balls to say what she thinks in Her Blog and what she dreams in Her Book.
My parents spit when I was 4 and a half and my Mum was SO strong and wouldn’t take any shit from anyone, I think it rubs off on Daughters but makes us fellas a little guarded in letting our feelings out? My Sister is a Hurricane when roused from her outwardly docile self and I suspect you are the same,
I admire your photography (that’s how I found you here first) and your writing, you’ve cheered up an old man’s life with your admissions and submissions and I do find myself more than a little in Awe (though not in a creepy way, honest). I look forward to reading you for a long while yet.
p.s. With the kids at their age they are, how the heck do you find time to breath?
Thank you so much!! I’m happy to know that someone out there gets a kick out of what I have to say. 🙂
“Breathe”? What’s that? Don’t think that’s something I do. lol
I love your style. “…I decided to choke the shit out of it.” That made me laugh out loud. Like you, I am ridiculously happily married. I’ve been married and divorced, a singe dad with two kids, then remarried (7 years now) and became a father of four with two step-children. They’re all teenagers now, so anything that makes me laugh is a good thing 😉
So happy you could get a laugh out of that. I’m with you, anything that can enhance my day and make me laugh is a good thing. 🙂
Thanks again for the blog follow…I love your stuff!!
Certainly and thank you as well. 🙂
Wow. What a GREAT site you have. We have so many similarities – I’m “forever 39,” in my second relationship and love my husband, especially our sex life (I couldn’t ask for more), have kids who drive me absolutely crazy at times, aging parents (who also drive me crazy), and love sex with my hubby (did I mention that already? lol). I can’t wait for your updates and will enjoy following you! You’ve also inspired me to keep improving my new blog too! Thank you so much!
So happy that you stumbled upon me then. It’s so nice to connect with people that can relate on so many different levels. 🙂
BAHAHAHA….Dye, I have to say first off and foremost. THANK YOU! I was spending my morning doing follow-up and thxs for other bloggers. Its really not that often that I laugh out loud while reading something. You had me cracking up! In such a way that you just might be intoxicating to read an yearn for more! Tell that husband of your he’s a lucky Man to have such a wife as you.. I will be back for more, to go all the way, for more it was good for me. Keep it up Dye!
Thank you!! How incredibly nice to hear. Happy to know that I got you to actually laugh out loud. I remind my husband daily how lucky he is, so not to worry. LOL
Maybe this will answer your question (the one above the comment box) – I’ve nominated you for a blog award – http://anupturnedsoul.wordpress.com/2014/02/15/awesome-blog-content-award-nominations-strike-the-bell/
Thank you so much! 🙂
I just love your blog! And I know I’m giving you work again but you have been nominated: http://queerandconfusedincapetown.wordpress.com/2014/01/16/my-meryl-streep-streak-the-liebster-award/
Thank you again!! I am flattered, regardless of the work involved. 🙂
I LOVE your page! Haven’t been able to put it down. You have thought of everything in your posts; title, beginnings, endings, Awesome! I can’t wait to read more 🙂
I’m still laughing at your princess and the pan. Can’t wait to read more!
Thank you so much! So grateful for the follow and to know that you are appreciating the content. 🙂
Surely you are going to publish your stuff, right? I know you said that it was “just for you,” but holy hell…do you know how many repressed moms/wives you could enlighten and that would just soak this up? You say the things we think but are too chicken to own up to. Thanks for the voice!
By far one of the best compliments given. I’m humbled and grateful for the kind words. 🙂 Thank you so much, you’ve made my night. 🙂
Ha ha! This is one of the best ‘about’ pages I’ve ever read! I look forward to reading more of your stuff! 🙂 Linda.
Thank you so much for following, and for the compliment on my “about me.” 🙂
Well deserved! I think we’re going to have fun 😉
I absolutely love what I’ve read so far of your blog. It’s good to know that all sorts of different people can be as sex-minded as a 22 year old guy such as myself :3
You’re a great writer, I look forward to reading more.
ps, thank Liam from queerandconfusedincapetown.wordpress.com/ for pointing me in your direction!
It’s great when you can run into like minded people. Thanks for the follow 🙂 And to Liam for the love!!
New fan alert!!!!
Thank you. I just followed you and look forward to reading more 🙂
Nominated you for “The Dragon’s Loyalty Award”
So decent of you. Thank you so much for the love!! and for sending a couple of new followers my way. Sending you a virtual hug…..catch it!
Thanks for the hug! I caught it and I will carry it around with me tomorrow for sure.
So Dye, I am totally fucking in LOVE with you! Thanks for following my tiny blog. I can’t wait to spend half of my work day reading yours 🙂
Well thank you, for reading my tiny blog. 🙂
The site is way cool. Book sounds good too!
Thank you on both counts. It really means a lot to me to hear that. 🙂
Love your about me sextion. Yeah, I spelled it wrong on purpose…lol
Loving your site!
I guess I’m a perv too… Dang it. I was trying so hard to be good… I guess I’ll just work on being a good perv or a professional “sexplorer”… Ha.
I can learn a thing or two from you.
Thank you 🙂 I think everyone is a perv to some degree. lol
Thank you! I think I might use that “sextion” spelling somewhere. I”m stealing it. lol