photography ~ Cravings

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Self-Portrait  ‘Late night cravings. Feed me’

 

A quick photo taken for ‘The Art of Self Portraiture’ community over on G+. This is for their bi-weekly Self Portrait Sunday event, the theme was ‘Black and White’.

Enjoy!

“Type hard, like you mean it!”

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Happy Valentine’s Day

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“The thrill of the chase moves in mysterious ways….” Self-Portrait

 

Hello there…

 

I must admit, I woke up in a fantastic mood! Feeling a bit frisky today, more so than normal. Can’t say it’s because it’s Valentine’s day though, because… well… so what? It’s just another day, and as much as I love being in love, and in lust, and having loads of sex…. today doesn’t provide any more of those things than a typical day would. Although I’d totally be on board with tons of extra sex today. Just throwing that out there in case my husband reads this. *come home early*

 

I don’t really think that I’m the romantic type, don’t get me wrong… I wouldn’t turn down a nice quiet night filled with dinner and flowers, but if it doesn’t end in sex I’m probably going to be disappointed. Yes, I’ve been told often that I’m like a guy when it comes to sex, but just because I tell you to get out and grab the money off the dresser when you’re done doing me, doesn’t mean I don’t love you. I’m kidding, I don’t pay… just get out.

 

Told you, I’m in a fun mood today, in the spirit of Valentine’s day, I’m probably going to send as many distracting text/sext messages to the hubby today, because sending nudes and dirty messages is just part of what keeps marriages alive. I highly recommend you try it, just make sure you’re sending them to the right person… trust me on this one… double check because the last thing your mom wants to see is a photo of your junk, so I’ve been told. Sorry mom.

 

What about you all, any big plans today? Did you even know it was Valentine’s day, do you care?

 

If you are struggling with what to say to that special man in your life, I find that this works:

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And remember…

 

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ALWAYS!!!

 

Like usual…. All of my photography can be seen bigger on Flickr, you know… in case you need to see me life size.  We both know Photoshop is my friend, so I try to keep the flaws to a minimum over there, but here’s a before and after, because… I’m not flawless in real life.

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photography ~ ‘Guano’

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‘Comic Book’ – Self Portrait 6/52

 

At the beginning of the year I had asked some of my followers to help out by lending me some photography themes and ideas to use for my 52 week photo project.  I received some good stuff filled with inspiration. One of the words given to me was “Comic Book”, so I decided to roll with it.  If I’m being completely honest though…. this was not the photo I had planned for the week. What I wanted to do didn’t work out and required more set up than I had time for, out of sheer laziness of not wanting to carry my light and camera back downstairs ( I know! LAZY!) I decided to shoot something in this hallway instead. But you know what? I kind of love it!  It also reminded me to keep it simple stupid, this was quick and easy to do, just like I like it!

and…since I’m being honest, I have a confession to make: I don’t like comic books…or Graphic Novels. There, I said it!  Don’t get me wrong, the artwork is pretty cool, but I just can’t pick one up and read it, I have zero interest or desire.

As I was typing that out I was thinking “I’ve never read a comic book in my life”, but then I remembered that when I was younger I would look through ‘Heavy Metal’ comic books (still, never read them),  they were inappropriate and had nudey pics in them, there was also the movie, ‘Heavy Metal’, based on the comics, I remember watching that more times than I probably should have.  Maybe I just need to find more comic books with sex?  But then again… porn is just so much easier. Yeah… I’ll stick with porn. 😀

All of my photography can be seen bigger on Flickr.

“Type hard, like you mean it!”

My list of Must-do’s when taking a sexy photo.

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‘Ricochet’ Self-Portrait

One of the many things I love about photography, self-portraits in particular, is that you can tell any story you want about yourself.  It’s as simple as a costume change, makeup, pose, hair, etc.  Me? I thoroughly enjoy getting all dolled up and letting my sexy side show.  I thought about just posting the above photograph and leaving it at that, because… damn… I look fucking good. Right? I’m so modest. lol

But I don’t always look like this, it takes work to look sexy in an image.

I thought I’d share some of my ‘must do’s’, ways I like to convey sex appeal in my self-portraits:

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Step 1: Finger in the mouth. People love fingers in the mouth, and anything that draws attention to the lips.

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Step 2: Sexy eyes. Eye contact is important!

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Step 3: Push tits together…because, well…who doesn’t like cleavage? It’s like saying, “Look! Another place to put your dick.”

If you’ve learned anything, I hope it’s that you realized—the sexiest thing you can do is just be your damn self. Even if you look like an idiot most of the time, like I usually do. Trying to keep it real. Enjoy!

 

“Type hard, like you mean it!”

What’s the Frequency?

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Benzedrine ~ Self-Portrait

Like most of you know, I’ve been avoiding as much news and online garbage since November.  Well… recently I’ve been reminded as to why.  I caught myself trying to decipher a few news stories that conflicted with each other.  After reading pages upon pages, trying to figure out the actual facts, I started to go a bit crazy.  What happened to true journalism? I’d love to just get the story and decide for myself how I feel about it, without everyone trying to shove their own views onto me.  I get it, William Tager, I fucking get it!

“Type hard, like you mean it!”

photography ~Meow~

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‘Meow’  Self-portrait

“Show me your kitties!”

I love my kitties! Not many people have seen my kitties, although many have asked to.  Believe it or not, I keep my kitties inside more often than not.  They are very pretty kitties though, just the right size, soft, not too firm, the kind that feel really, really good when they rub up against you. I would know, because I’m always touching my kitties, always! But they are mine, so I can….and I do!

I understand that some people want to see as many kitties as possible. I’m kind of with you there, I too, am fascinated with kitties. Just know, you’ve already seen about as much of my kitties as you will ever see. However, because I’m the type of person that cares about you, and knows that you have needs, I’m going to share something with you….. there is this thing called ‘Google’, maybe you’ve heard of it? You can look at kitties all day long if you learn how to use it. Big ones, small ones, some the size of your head! For real, go try it!

If you are a kitty fan like me, here’s a little kitty ditty you’ll probably enjoy.  Whether you like country music or not, the lyrics alone are worth listening to.

 

“Type hard, like you mean it!”

 

 

 

Divergence

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Self-Portrait ‘Duality’

Who am I? It depends on the context.

I’m always myself, but the side I show varies with the each audience.   I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing, and as much as I admire people who put all of themselves out there 100% of the time, I just can’t do it, nor do I want to.

Once I’m comfortable with someone, forget it though…. I’m an open book, they will get all of me whether they want it or not. I’ll bring on the perverted, crazy, psychotic that I truly am, but why scare them off right away? Right?

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I have many sides,  few people are unlucky enough to get them all. But let’s be honest, there are some settings where you just have to refrain from showing your true self, like…

A bake sale at your kids school for example:

“Hey, I’m Dye, so and so’s mother.”
“I’m Mary, nice to meet you. Care for one of my muffins, I brought a big box.”

 

Now this… this is where I refrain, because you know what I’m thinking of saying?

You have a big box and you want me to eat your muffin. 😀

 

That’s just one of many examples.  The truth is, you get the me that I’m comfortable with showing you.

When I do self-portraits I like to show my sexy side, or my fun side, very seldom will I show or talk about my feelings, which I have many of because, well… I’m a girl.

In a professional setting, I keep it classy, or at least I try to. Sometimes I’ll do something stupid and ruin my image. On a few occasions, just recently in fact, I’ve sent out emails using the wrong email account, the one where my signature links to all of my online shenanigans. Sigh… I might as well have just sent a message saying, “It was a pleasure to work with you, oh by the way…. here’s a link if you want to see my ass and read about how much I love sex. Okay then, let’s do business again.” Arghhh!  This is what happens when you have multiple email, Instagram, and Facebook accounts, you lose track.

Oh well, thankfully it takes a lot to embarrass me, I am who I am. You either like me, or you don’t.Whatever face I show you, it’s still 100% me, it’s just usually not all of me at once.

…..And that’s what inspired the image above.  Every month one of the Self-Portrait groups I’m a part of will hold a photography challenge.  This month the theme is ‘Duality’, a way of showcasing different sides of your personality. Here’s the information if anyone is interested in participating.

January Self-Portrait Challenge

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Game Day Decisions

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Self-portrait “What to wear, what to wear?”

 

Playoffs are tonight and I have been anxiously waiting alllllll day for the game to start. Go Pats!!

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‘Dismissed’

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‘Dismissed’ Self-Portrait

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Didn’t expect my first self portrait of 2017 to be kind of depressing looking. Geez! I hope this isn’t a sign of things to come this year. :/

I was actually in a decent mood when I took this.  Of course, it was only 7am and everyone was still asleep, so I had no reason to be blah….yet.  As the day went on however….BLAH!  Maybe subconsciously I knew that when the the kids woke up they would act like awful demon spawns sent here to test every ounce of patience I had “kids”.  Ah…yes, my little angels! By the end of the day I was run ragged.  Didn’t help that I also felt old yesterday, I don’t usually feel that way, but I’m starting to notice how gravity is taking over my face, and I hate it. Thank goodness for make up, and Photoshop, and boobs that distract people from looking at my face. Even I, in this photo am staring down at my boobs, thinking “you’re all that’s saving me, don’t let me down, boobs!”

“Type hard, like you mean it!”

Dirty Laundry

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‘Dirty Laundry’ ~ Self-Portrait

I received a new Batman shirt (from my hubby) and socks for Christmas, so naturally I had to show my appreciation for them.  Does it matter that I bought the socks for myself and put them in my own stocking? No, it doesn’t. Look at me appreciating my gifts! 😀

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Muah!

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‘Muah’ Self-Portrait

Guess what day it is?…..

It’s National Chocolate day! Duh!  So here’s a photo of some chocolate for you.

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“A kiss never tasted is forever and ever wasted.”

And…..

It’s Humpday!

Fine, you were right the first time.

“Type hard, like you mean it!”